850 days or 2 years, 3 months and 28 days since the launch of Xbox 360 I’ve reached a key milestone. On this day I exceeded the 20,000 point in my Gamerscore! I would like to thank all those who made this possible. This includes, but is not limited to, the countless fools I’ve fragged in Halo 3, the opposing team who’s walked into my exploding proximity mines I’ve tactically hid in their path, the horrific drivers who’ve let road rage get the best of them resulting in disastrous attempts of running me off the road, the enemies who’ve been sliced in half with my chainsaw bayonet, and last but certainly not least, the immeasurable victims who’ve suffered from my stickie grenades. I would also like to express gratitude to my clan, Death Method. Without these guys trying to one-up me with their Gamerscore I wouldn’t push myself so hard to keep mine exceedingly high and significantly beyond their reach. I cannot forget my wonderful kids, without them forcing me to play endless hours of Lego Star Wars and Viva Piñata Party Animals with them I’d be hundreds of Gamerpoints shy of the magically 20,000 mark. Finally, my lovely wife deserves the biggest thanks for allowing my video game obsession to continue throughout the years without planning a major protest to ban the Xbox 360 from our household.
See you low Gamerscore suckers online!